Here is what I did this Sunday. I started out with 20 rods of ½ electrical conduit (10ft each) and came out with this. Not what I had in mind, but it will do fine to piss off the Home Owners Association.

I call it a basketball holder. Price: $1,000.00 <buy now>

Pizza???

this was harder than it looked with only one person...

OUCH! (acutally i cant even feel it)